cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

(via peter-pot)

(Source: primadouche, via peter-pot)

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

"Tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him."

An ancient proverb (via motheryeezy)

(via jadorehardcore)

roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

(Source: pvcharry, via penisandferb)

nahtzen:

when you’re the first person to like someone’s response to an Anon

image

(via zackisontumblr)

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via hornyspice)

iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

(via poopkin)

Anonymous asked:
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know