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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

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nonjutsu:

this needs to be in the history books

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intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS

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impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji


Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)

Casadei pumps ($1,300)

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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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