speedlimit15:

did you know vegans arent the only people who buy vegetables

(via maahammy)

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image
spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

(Source: jadensmithtweets, via moobjob)

theloveofmylifeissteventyler:

I like older men and you cant stop me

(via homoluluhawaii)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds, via buurlesque)

wendycorduroy:

ohyeeeahman:

adventureiwillalwaysseek:

orange is the new black solving world problems

I had this exact conversation with my friend and her mom when I was like 14. They still don’t believe me.

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, THEY SPEND THE WHOLE EPISODE TALKING ABOUT THIS BEFORE SOPHIA GIVES THEM A MIRROR AND SEX ED LESSONS

(via ohokaythanks)

*is a hoe but a stressed hoe*

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